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More free adult jokes with Very Bad Language and swearing you have been warned again. - Gay jokes and 5 Things not to say in a gay bar
These are very funny jokes with the adult theme about gay people. - White Trash and Chav jokes.
More free adult jokes about the scum of the earth we call chavs.
SOME VERY SICK LITTLE GIRL TOLD ME THIS JOKE.....
husband say's to wife everytime I look at myself in the mirror I get a hardon
wife looks at him and says thats because you look like a cunt
Free naughty joke
Woke up this morning and there was a black coffin outside my door.
So I gave him a packet of lockets and told him to fuck off.
This is funny, Free lipstick joke
man gets home from pub late and very drunk. Wife says ok smart arse explain the lipstick on your collar
Fuking easy i used it to wipe my cock
Free joke about a kitkat
Man goes to 24 hr garage late at nite and asks the girl at the window can I have a kitkat chunky
the girl walks off and returns with a kitkat chunky.
no the man says i wanted a normal kitkat u fat cunt
This is true ive been to liverpool, Free adult joke
a recent report says that 60% of 14 yr old girls in liverpool go binge drinkin.
Thats terrible whos lukin after their kids
Free stupid joke
Just tried to STEAL a big turkey from asda.
security Man ran after me shouting hey what you doing with that
so i shouted back potatoes, peas, carrots and gravy you nosey bastard
Another free adult joke
paddy finds his wife in crotch less panties.
She opens her legs and says do you want to lick this
He replies fuck off look what its done to your knickers
Dont read this joke if you are eating, Free nasty adult joke
Why dont 80 yr old ladies get smear tests
have you ever tried opening a cheese toastie
Irish man in a rowing boat joke
An irish man is rowing a boat in a field of hay.
Another irish man drives past and stops.
he looks at the irish man and in the boat and says
its thick cunts like you that give us irish a bad name.
I would come over there and kick fuck out of you if i could swim
Quick free adult joke
A man says to his wife tell me something that will make me both happy and sad at the same time
his wife replies you have a bigger cock than your brother
free hospital joke
Man in a hospital bed wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose.
nurse he mumbles are my testicles black
nurse raises his gown holds his cock in one hand and testicles in the other.
She takes a good look and says there's nothing wrong with them sir
Man pulls off the oxygen mask smiles and says
thanks for that but I just wondered if my test results were back
More free adult jokes to come.