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A black guy walks into a tavern with a parrot on his shoulder.
The bartender looks up and says where the hell did you get that thing from.
The Parrot replies Over in Africa, there's millions of them

Englis Irish and Scotsman joke.

An English, Irish, and Scotsman are in a bar talking about how thick their wives are.
The English man says You know my wife must be the most stupid woman in the world. She went to a supermarket sale and bought £600 worth of meat, and we don't even have a freezer.
The Scotsman says, That's nothing! My wife went out last week and bought a brand new £30,000 car, and she can't even drive.
That nothing says the Irish Last week my wife went on a holiday for two weeks and I saw her pack 20 condoms.. she doesn't even have a cock.

Chinese man joke.

A Chinese man is making love to his wife. He whispers in her ear,Baby, I wanna 69.
She gives him a strange look and replies, "You want King prawn flied lice now"

Irish man joke.

A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks if he could buy him a drink. "Why of course," comes the reply. The first man then asks: "Where are you from?" "I'm from Ireland," replies the second man. The first man responds: "You don't say, I'm from Ireland too! Let's have another round to Ireland." "Of course," replies the second man. Curious, the first man then asks: "Where in Ireland are you from?" "Dublin," comes the reply. "I can't believe it," says the first man. "I'm from Dublin too! Let's have another drink to Dublin." "Of course," replies the second man. Curiosity again strikes and the first man asks: "What school did you go to?" "Saint Mary's," replies the second man, "I graduated in '62." "This is unbelievable!", the first man says. "I went to Saint Mary's and I graduated in '62, too!" About that time in comes one of the regulars and sits down at the bar. "What's been going on?" he asks the bartender. "Nothing much," replies the bartender. "The O'Mally twins are drunk again."

Black Guy In China.

A black man was travelling in china When he came upon an elderly chinaman skipping stones across a lake.
At each bounce of the stone off the water, the mountains surrounding the lake echoed back, "CHING...CHANG...CHUN..."
The black guy was amazed. He asked the chinaman what was going on.
"Oh", said the chinee, "magic spirit of the lake echo back the names of your ancient ancestors as your stone skip upon the sacred waters".
"Wow", said the black guy, "can I have a go".
yes says the chinaman.
The black man picked up a stone and gave it a mighty heave across the waters...and as it skipped across the waters, the mountains echoed back "CHIM...PAN...ZEE...."

What do you call a nigger with a peg leg
Shit on a stick

Black boy goes to heaven joke.

Did you hear the one about . . . . the black baby who went to heaven and got his wings? He said, "God! Look! I'm an angel!", and God said, "No you stupid twat! You're a bat, now fuck off!"

Terrorists arrested.

Police in Manchester have arrested 3 of 4 well known islamic terrorists.
Bin Muggin:
Bin Stealin:
Bin Dealin:
There was no sign of Bin Working:

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Racist Lion joke

A couple on safari in Africa.
They see a lion licking its arsehole.
They ask the tour guide is that how they wash in the wild.
The tour guide says no he has just eaten a blackman and is trying to get the taste out of his mouth.