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Blonde To Be Executed joke.

Three women are about to be executed. a brunette, a redhead, a blonde.
Two guards brings the brunette forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last requests.
She says no, and the executioner shouts, Ready . . . Aim . . .
Suddenly the brunette yells, earthquake
Everyone is startled and looks around. She manages to escape.
The angry guards then bring the redhead forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She says no, and the executioner shouts, Ready . . . Aim . . .
The redhead then screams, tornado.
Yet again, everyone is startled and looks around. She too escapes execution.
By this point, the blonde had figured out what the others did.
The guards bring her forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last requests.
She also says no, and the executioner shouts, Ready . . . Aim . . .
The blonde shouts, fire

Blonde driving a car joke

A car was driving down the street when all of a sudden it started swerving. The car was going back and forth till someone with a cell phone called the police. A police officer pulled the car over. A blonde rolls down the window and says, " Officer, I'm so glad you are here. I saw a tree in the road, then I saw another. So I had to swerve to keep from hitting it!" The officer looks at her, then says, "Ma'am, that's your air freshener

blonde joke at the beauty parlor

A blonde goes into the beauty and hair parlor with her walkman on her head.
I need to take that walkman off your head, says the beauty specialist as she notices the blonde.
You can't I'll die retorts the blonde.
I can't cut your hair with the walkman on your ears says the beauty specialist getting annoyed.
I said you can't take it off, or I'll die!
The beauty specialist, outraged and flustered, grabs the walkman and throws it off the head of the blonde. Within seconds, the blonde dies. When the specialist picks up the walkman to listen, she hears it repeating breath in, breath out, breath in.

Three Blondes and a light bulb joke

Three blondes are attempting to change a light bulb. One of them decides to call 911:
Blonde: We need help. We are three blondes changing a light bulb.
Operator: Hmmmmm. You put in a fresh bulb
Blonde: Yes.
Operator: The power in the house in on
Blonde: Of course.
Operator: And the switch is on
Blonde: Yes, yes.
Operator: And the bulb still won't light up
Blonde: No, it's working fine.
Operator: Then what's the problem
Blonde: We got dizzy spinning the ladder around, and we all fell and hurt ourselves.

Blonde joke with a twist ( its blonde men )

Two blonde guys were working for the city works department. One would dig a hole and the other would follow behind him and fill the hole in. They worked up one side of the street, then down the other,then moved on to the next street, working furiously all day without rest, one guy digging a hole, the other guy filling it in again. An onlooker was amazed at their hard work, but couldn't understand what they were doing.
So he asked the hole digger, "I'm impressed by the effort you two are putting into your work, but I don't get it -- why do you dig a hole, onlyto have your partner follow behind and fill it up again?" The hole digger wiped his brow and sighed, "Well, I suppose it probably looks odd because we're normally a three-man team. But today the guy who plants the trees called in sick