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Blonde mail jokes
A man was in his front yard mowing grass, when his attractive blonde female neighbor Judy came out of her house
and went straight to the mailbox.
She opened it, then slammed it shut and stormed back into the house.
A little later she came out of her house again went to the mail box and again opened it and slammed it shut.
As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn she came out again marched to the mail box opened it and then slammed it closed again
Puzzled by her actions the man asked her Is something wrong
To which she replied There certainly is My stupid computer keeps saying YOU HAVE GOT MAIL.
Blonde and gun joke
A distraught young blonde woman suspects her boyfriend of cheating on her
In a fit of anger she drives to a local pawn shop and buys a gun
She shows up at his apartment unexpectedly, slams opens the door, and sure enough he’s naked in the arms of a beautiful redhead.
This angers her so much she can no longer control her emotions.
The blonde opens her purse and pulls out the gun she bought earlier.
As she takes aim, grief overcomes here and she points the gun at her own head.
No, honey dont do it yells the boyfriend.
Shut up,she says. Youre next.
joke about a Blonde and a genie
Three blonde women were stranded on an island.
While trying to dig their way out, one of them came accross a buried lamp.
Suddenly a genie appears and offers to grant each one of them one wish, in return for saving him.
The first blonde woman asks to be intelligent.
Instantly, she is turned into brown haired woman and she swims off the island.
The second blonde woman asks to be even more intelligent than the previous one.
She is instantly turned into a black haired woman. She then builds a boat and sails off the island.
The third blonde asks to become even more intelligent than the previous two. The genie turns her into a man,
and he walks across the bridge.
blonde joke
A blonde goes to the Western Union office and says,
I just have to get an urgent message to my mother in Europe.
The clerk says it will be $100, and she replies But I dont have that much money,
and I must get a message to her its urgent! Ill do anything to get a message to her.
The clerk replies Anything
Yes ANYTHING replies the blonde.
He leads her back to his office and closes the door. He tells her to kneel in front of him and unzip his pants.
She does. Take it out, says the clerk.
She does this as well. She looks up at him, his member in her hands and he says
Well go ahead and do it She brings her lips close to it and shouts Hello Mom