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Just another blonde joke

what about the blonde who thought polyfilla was parrot food

Blonde computer joke

how do you know when a blonde has been at your computer... theres a piece of cheese infront of the mouse.

Blonde painting joke

A guy came home 2 find his blonde g/f painting the living room; however she was wearing a leather jacket with a rain jacket on top. "You've done a great jop of the painting honey; but what's with the jackets?" "Duuuuh it says on the tin to use two coats!!"

Blonde Beer joke

Why did the blonde take a ladder into the bar?
She heard the drinks were on the house.

Blonde Half-Wit joke

What do you call a blonde with half a brain?
Gifted

Blonde and the Bottle Cap joke

Q: Why did the blonde keep taking off and putting the Pepsi bottle cap back on? A: Because it said, ''Sorry, try again.

Acctualy a Blonde and Brunette Joke

A brunette is walking through the country, when she finds a bottle. She rubs it and, you guessed it, a genie appears. The genie says, "You are allowed three wishes. But, I must warn you, anything you get, all the blondes in the world get twice as much." The woman says, "Okay. Give me a nice house." The genie replies, "You now have one nice house and all the blondes in the world have two." The the lady says, "Give me a gorgeous man." The genie replies, "You now have one gorgeous man, while all the blondes have two." The lady says, "For my last wish, Genie, see that stick over there? Beat me half to death with it."

Blonde Joke

There was once a magic mirror in a ladies room in a bar. If you stood in front of this mirror and tell the truth, you are granted a wish.
However, if you tell a lie, *POOF* you are instantly swallowed up by the mirror, never to be seen again.
A redhead of questionable looks walks into the Ladies Room and stands before the mirror and says, "I think I'm the most beautiful woman in the world."
*POOF* The mirror swallows her. Next, a rather large brunette stands before the mirror and says,
"I think I think I'm the sexiest woman alive!
*POOF* The mirror swallows her.
Then an absolutely gorgeous blond comes in and stands before the mirror and says,
"I think..." *POOF*

Blonde joke

A girl was visiting her blonde friend who had just got 2 new dogs, whats their names she asked. that one was named Rolex and that one was named Timex. said the blonde, "Whoever heard of someone naming dogs like that?" "HELLLOOOOOOO......," answered the blonde. "They're watch dogs!"

Another Blonde Joke

Two blondes sitting on a bench talking One says to the other, "Which do you think is farther away, Florida or the moon" The other blonde turns and says "Helloooooooooo, can you SEE Florida...?????"

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